Re: Shea Quest ~ Or Shea's Adventure in Gensokyo

[Max]

>Frown. This is very stressful
>Sip some tea
>"Alright, we, whoever 'we' are, have to stop whoever this might be. Do you know how we're going to do that?"

[Sh-Rumia]

You frown

So stressful...

You sip some tea, and it helps you calm down.

>"Alright, we, whoever 'we' are, have to stop whoever this might be. Do you know how we're going to do that?"

<"Nah, all I know is that you guys are going to get some kinda training from various people. Yukari might know who."

>_

[Max]

>Muster all my might, and resist ragequitting!!!

>Deep breath in, and then out...
>"So... then where. is. Yukari?"

>Youmu, I miss you! Come save me from these morons! These, hot, beautiful morons!!!


>I've not yet given up hope on you though, Yuyuko. <3

[Sh-Rumia]

No! You refuse to ragequit!

You take a deep breath.

In, and out. In, and ouuuuut~

>"So... then where. is. Yukari?"

<"She could be anywhere, but if you can find one of her shikigami they might be able to take you to her."

Youmu, we miss you! Come save us from these morons! These, hot, beautiful morons!~

We've not yet given up hope on you though, Yuyuko.~

>_

[Max]

>This really isn't going anywhere...
>"So you know where her shikigami are, then?"

[jbsnv]

>im sorry for being so blunt but do you know here her (insert overly complicated word for my tiny brain to spell out here) is?

> moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe mo- oh look a butterfly

Shea Edit: What. This post in entirely useless and without point.

[Sh-Rumia]

This stopped going anywhere awhile ago.

>"So you know where her shikigami are, then?"

<"Depends on which you're gonna look for. The catgirl runs around with an ice fairy and some other youkai, and the kitsune sometimes goes shopping in the Human Village."

>_

[Max]

>Finally, she knows something!
>"So the kitsune is easier to find, then?
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS!

[Sh-Rumia]

Finally!

>"So the kitsune is easier to find, then?

<"Yeah I guess, but she only heads out during the day while Yukari is sleeping.

Ran is surely more dependable than Chen.

>_

[Max]

>"Oh, okay."
>Give Reimu the puppydog eyes
>"Can we sleep here tonight, then? It's dark and dangerous outside, where else would we stay?"

[Sh-Rumia]

>"Oh, okay."

You give Reimu puppy dog eyes!

Reimu used ignore.
It was super effective!

>"Can we sleep here tonight, then? It's dark and dangerous outside, where else would we stay?"

<"Yeah, I suppose it can't be he-"

The door slams open.

<"L-lady Yuyuko! There you are!"

Oh hey Youmu, long time no see.

>_

[Max]

>Oh snap!

>Play innocent
>"Oh h-hey Youmu"

[Sh-Rumia]

Oh SNAP!

You play innocent and wave.

>"Oh h-hey Youmu"

She looks very displeased.

And, glancing at the others you can see that Reimu is also displeased, and Yuyuko is... Yuyuko.

<"Lady Yuyuko, I thought we agreed to come here in the morning?"

<"Ah, but you see... Our guest was very eager to make the trip before then."

Oh, you just know she is hiding a grin behind that fan.

>_

[Max]

>"W-what? Yuyuko, don't sell me out! We're in this together! Partners in crime! If I'm going down, you're going down with me!"

>"It was all Lady-Yuyuko's idea!"
>Smoooooth, me...

[Sh-Rumia]

>"It was all Lady-Yuyuko's idea!"

You're so smoo-

<"Oh how could you be so cruel, dragging me out here and pinning it all on me..."

Saying that, she turns away from Youmu and smirks.

>_

[Max]

>Ignore the fact that I would never be capable of dragging a Stage 6 Boss such as Yuyuko out of her home against her will.

>"Trust me Youmu, it's not like that, why would I want to kidnap her? Right Reimu?"
>Time to be useful, you lazy shrine maiden!

[Sh-Rumia]

You're so tiny! And yuyuko is huge by comparison! In more than one way!

>"Trust me Youmu, it's not like that, why would I want to kidnap her? Right Reimu?"

Time to be useful, you la-

<"Yeah... I'm just going to sit this one out... but no fighting in the shrine."

D:

>_

[Max]

>hissssss, Reimu

>[mumble]
>"Not like I know how to fight anyways..."
>[/mumble]

>Damnit, these people...
>"Look, I didn't kidnap her, steal her away in the night, or hold her hostage. I'm sorry if you were worried Youmu"
>Sip. The. Tea.

[Sh-Rumia]

>"Not like I know how to fight anyways..." You mumble.

hese goddamn, amazing people.

>"Look, I didn't kidnap her, steal her away in the night, or hold her hostage. I'm sorry if you were worried Youmu"

She frowns at your response as you Sip. The. Tea.

<"Youmu, why don't you have a seat~"

Youmu sighs and sits on the other side of Yuyuko prompting Reimu to sigh in turn.

>_

[Max]

>Smile sweetly
>So I guess Youmu has to stay here for the night as well, Reimu. I hope you don't mind..."
>TAKE THAT!

[Sh-Rumia]

You smile sweetly, well, as sweet as revenge can be.

So. Incredibly. Sweet.

>"So I guess Youmu has to stay here for the night as well, Reimu. I hope you don't mind..."

<"Whatever, at this point one more person shouldn't hurt."

TAKE TH- There is another person at this shrine isn't there?

>_

[Max]

>It's probably someone pivotal to the plot suspicious.
>"Oh, is there someone here other than us?"

>BUT REIMU WAS READY FOR BED.
>REIMU, WHERE DID YOU FIND A MAN IN GENSOKYO, AND WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HIM.
>Unless... you finally professed your love to Yukari- It better not be Yukari, you miko-troll.

[Sh-Rumia]

It's totally~ I know who this is~ So fun~

>"Oh, is there someone here other than us?"

<"Yeah, there's an oni freeloader somewhere around here."

Suika~ Suika desu~

You silly moron~

>_

[Max]

=3= oh...right.

>"...does SHE know where Yukari is?"
>This conversation lost the need for common sense long ago

[Sh-Rumia]

>"...does SHE know where Yukari is?"

<"I don't know, maybe."

This conversation accidently my common sense.

>_

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